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Cheezey 70's Cool Guy Wink

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"Hey baby! What you doing tonight?! *insert cheezey 70's cool guy pickup line here* " :bucktooth:

Here are some you can use :bucktooth::
"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?"
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!"
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
"What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?"
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
"Is your dad from outer space because I think your out of this world"
"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."
"You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
ETC.
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."


HAVE FUN! :lmao:

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